Dincharya - Pratham Bhaag
Blogging is futile. And so are exams. But I take exams. And so, I blog...or used to..been many months now, as you would not have noticed. Things happened - I got off the Accenture bench and sat in front of a ZS computer for a year before landing up in IIM Lucknow.
Just came back from the mess after having attended an hour long lecture on what was supposed to be Operations Management but turned out to be a Lecture Series on Motivation, Whats wrong with India, Whats wrong with the managers of India, 21st century - the age of women. Kudos to SSS for not bothering with the syllabus one bit! I actually made a note which went like this 'Geeta, Chapter 18 adhishthaanam tatha karta... Success via God's grace, resources,effort, top boss support'.The enlightened soul looks exactly like the very opposite of Yokozuna, is as young as a 1 day baby is not, but teaches with the enthusiasm of one. He was unassuming to the point of actually stating that he is outdated! And rumor goes that he allows students to correct their grades in the end if they feel they dont deserve it! I am not religious, but I never said I wont erect a temple if the right god comes long :)
As for Gods, the one in charge of Rain seems to have developed a urinary infection and run out of diapers at the same time. Most of us had to write our BIO exams (BIO=behaviour in organization and not biology) in totally wet pants. Though would have been a real time saver for someone who was getting late for the exam and had to take a leak ;) FYI - I reached 30 minutes before the start of the exam so the last statement was purely my imagination!
Well, time to practise stress management techniques for an hour. Long day and night ahead with the grand finale being a grand AOE match starting at midnight in which there are high chances of me complaining under Section 375 of the IPC.
I know this was probably the high point of ur day, but there is no need to feel lost after reading this. You can do something equally exciting like remove dandruff from ur head (dont tell me u dont like doing it!) :P
Just came back from the mess after having attended an hour long lecture on what was supposed to be Operations Management but turned out to be a Lecture Series on Motivation, Whats wrong with India, Whats wrong with the managers of India, 21st century - the age of women. Kudos to SSS for not bothering with the syllabus one bit! I actually made a note which went like this 'Geeta, Chapter 18 adhishthaanam tatha karta... Success via God's grace, resources,effort, top boss support'.The enlightened soul looks exactly like the very opposite of Yokozuna, is as young as a 1 day baby is not, but teaches with the enthusiasm of one. He was unassuming to the point of actually stating that he is outdated! And rumor goes that he allows students to correct their grades in the end if they feel they dont deserve it! I am not religious, but I never said I wont erect a temple if the right god comes long :)
As for Gods, the one in charge of Rain seems to have developed a urinary infection and run out of diapers at the same time. Most of us had to write our BIO exams (BIO=behaviour in organization and not biology) in totally wet pants. Though would have been a real time saver for someone who was getting late for the exam and had to take a leak ;) FYI - I reached 30 minutes before the start of the exam so the last statement was purely my imagination!
Well, time to practise stress management techniques for an hour. Long day and night ahead with the grand finale being a grand AOE match starting at midnight in which there are high chances of me complaining under Section 375 of the IPC.
I know this was probably the high point of ur day, but there is no need to feel lost after reading this. You can do something equally exciting like remove dandruff from ur head (dont tell me u dont like doing it!) :P
posted by Ayanonymous | 2:21 AM
2 Comments:
Sahi likha hai bhai.
Dwitiya bhag ke liye pratiksharat.
Adult diaper ads next to ur blog..how apt! :P
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